in the future
my kid: mom i got an A+ on my advanced physics exam
me: thats nice but u still have less than 1000 followers
my kid: but mom that doesnt matter im the valedictorian i got into harvard
me: how many notes did your last text post have come talk to me again when you're not a disappointment
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